#10: They smoke them when they aren’t fishing.

#9: Mark Twain.

#8: No one can tell you’re smoking a cigarette from over one hundred feet away.

#7: Demi Moore.

#6: It is illegal to possess, use, sell, or cultivate cannabis on federal land.

#5: Clint Eastwood.

#4: Skoal? Do I look like a bruh to you?

#3: Jennifer Lopez.

#2: It’s impossible to cast and tie knots after the gummies kick in.

#1: Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.